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Quick note re: the monstrous pandemic situation going on right now: I usually require a date and a 30% retainer to lock in a booking. Given that everything is upside down, I'm altering both those policies.
1. No date is required to book me. Once we know what's what and it's safe, we can find a date that works for all of us.
2. Retainers are getting dropped to $500. No matter which package you book. Just $500 to reserve me for your elopement.